I'm about to do something potentially dangerous and stupid..but oh well.
Why wait until New Year's to start a resolution when I can do it now?
Thanks to my buddy Amy--I have a a twelve day pass to the uber nice Westview Healthplex...and as the title implies--well, it may not be pretty.
Methinks that I can put in at least an hour a two a day for 12 days straight.
I think I can...I think I can...
After all--what's the point of turning 30 if you won't enjoy it. Meaning..I want to make those 21 year old sorority girls pick their jaws up off the floor. Ha!
And maybe score their boyfriend's phone numbers while we are at it.
Why not? Stranger things have happened...but right now I can't think of any.
At this point, I'm really pumped about my new roller derby style skates..(they look like sneakers with wheels..how cool is that?). Now, they aren't My Little Pony (which I had) or Strawberry Shortcake (ditto), or even Riedells (which I also used to have..I actually used to be pretty good at this stuff), but they are fanfreakingtastically fun! And I'm sure will be the best way to keep the back looking as good as the front (skating does amazing things for the butt people..I'm not kidding).
So as Operation "Get My Ass Moving" starts this weekend, think of me.
And try not to laugh.
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