Okay...it takes a lot to gross me out. You're talking to (or reading from, more accurately) a woman who can eat dinner while watching autopsy shows. Enjoy a snack whilst watching how numerous wives/husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends have dismembered their significant others (Why is murder more okay than divorce? No..really. Tell me.)
That said.....there is one thing that can make me gag-a-maggot faster than anything. Snot/Mucus. (Spit comes in a close second due to an unfortunate incident when I was in fourth grade when a bully of a girl spit directly on to each of the lenses of my glasses. I promptly ralphed on her shoes. Payback's a bitch, huh?)
Okay, maybe it's not good for you to know my kryptonite, but there you have it. Why is this such a big deal?
I was minding my own business this morning, driving along in the gloomy mist of the morning (Oooh! Look at me being all fancy...) when I happened to take a look out my driver's side window.
And that...is when it happened.
The disgusting man in the beat down old Ford in front of me stuck his head out of his window...and.....
Hocked. A. Lugey.
No. Shit.
And it landed?
On my driver's side window.
Let that sink in. There was a big wad of another human being's SNOT on my window.
And it wouldn't come off! And I'm driving along trying not vomit as this lugey is wobbling in the wind.
God I hope it rains....I would really prefer NOT to scrape a snot wad off my car this afternoon. But hey--if it is dry, at least it won't jiggle like jello!
Okay, just even thinking about is making me want to throw up again. Blah.
Do me a favor people..don't spit out of a moving vehicle. Please?
Thank you in advance...
Sorta Squeamish
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