You read correctly. I'm being audio stalked by this guy:
Do you know how frightening this is? Every time I turn on the car...I hear that "What do you want from me?" song. Dear god..it's like it's on auto repeat--just for me.
NO MORE. I'm am done with your serenading me, sir. Done, I tell you--done!
It doesn't matter what time of day. It doesn't matter what station (I'm a notorious flipper...I have no station loyalty whatsoever.). It doesn't matter what I'm doing. Every time I turn on the radio..I hear Adam Lambert.
So the real question is this--what the hell do you want from me Adam Lambert? Huh? Huh? Seriously..you are driving me freaking nuts.
I don't know what I did to deserve this--but whatever it is--I'm sorry. Please, please, please...just make it stop!
Please?
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